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Famous online social networking website Facebook has been sued by the even more famous social networking website Faceporn. The shocking move comes at a time when the famous social networking site Faceporn is in fact down while sustaining heavy content upgrades as well as improvements to its underlying web application.

Officialy, Faceporn claims that Facebook has been infringing on its intellectual property pertaining to social networking applications, logo, adult dating and orgasm duration. A PR spokesperson (could not tell gender) for Faceporn told the press today that the legitimate industry of social networking has come under heavy attack by newcomers Facebook, Netlog and Hi5 which are threatening the jobs of thousands of hard working men, women and LGBT community members, not to mention violating (pun intended) the intellectual and genetic property of Faceporn.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (who has not yet recovered from the shock of being the youngest person whose creation was made into a movie while he is still alive, for now) has this to say: we want to assure all the men, women and LGBT community members who feel threatened by our activity that we mean no harm. We have always regarded you as valuable customers and rest assured that if our success will drive any social networking (also known as pr0n) websites out of business, our doors will always be open to you. Today we live an era where great social networks are erected to serve any and all your needs, urges and instincts. Hi5, Netlog and Facebook wish nothing more than to please their users in manners that Faceporn and its associates simply cannot. It is only in this way that we can ensure that our erections are here to stay!

While the gathered press and crowd gave a standing ovation and a helping hand to mr Zuckerberg, we cannot help but wonder whether the more traditional social networking websites can withstand the arising economical climate and the industry changes brought by the exciting trio of social networking (or pr0n as mr Zuckerberg calls them) sites.

In conclusion, we strongly agree that the pr0n industry will surely be boosted by this new competition and we are sure that the exciting results are soon to come! Already Faceporn is undergoing upgrades and we are extremely curious to see what improvements will they bring to fight Facebook’s offer!