Typo3: You have the gun in the menu but you cannot find bullets or how to load them (if you purchase them separately)
osCommerce: you got shot during installation but you were too happy to notice
Joomla: amazed by all the pretty colors and big buttons you drop the gun on your foot
Drupal: you have the gun, you have the bullets, all you need is a foot
CMSimple: it’s so easy to shoot yourself in the foot, so you shoot yourself in the head out of boredom
DotNetNuke: You get the parts for a gun, you assemble it, it falls apart. You go slam your head against a wall.
